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June 22 2017

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starsandboulevards:

rabidchild:

victornikiforofu:

malungkot:

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

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fractalacidfairy:

colt-kun:

heretoslaythevampyrs:

pvrx:

unicorndildos:

shrineart:

wearetylerspeople:

hipster-trichster:

mistyslay:

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

On the bus:
Dude: Do you want a cigarette?
Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die.
Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

The last one

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trashy-brain:

talesofnorth:

talesofnorth:

Today at work came an order for a print on a mug, client asking to print “1488” on it. So I sent him back this.

image

Wow, notes to this post are a wild ride. But, to clarify few things: 1) yes, he is a nazi. He literally used cropped out banner from a neo nazi site as a referance for the way he wanted numbers to look. Quick google search led me directly to the page he took the picture from 2) he took his order (which he was paying for after reciving the mug, not paying for it beforehead), which I’m honestly going to believe happened due him freaking out and not having guts to complaing and demend changing it 3) nope, I did not get fired. I do shit ton of work here, both majority of photo editing and souvenir production, so no one will be giving me shit for one “mistake” 4) yes, I could’ve just refused making his order and didn’t do anything at all. But, firstly, fuck nazis, and if he got pissed off when he first saw his new pretty mug I’m glad, either way, he paid for it, so there’s no loss for our company. And, secondary, he made the order literally few days prior Voctory Day, which is one of the most important holidays in Russia and if you don’t see the issue in it… Yikes?
Also for these going on about “unprofessional thing to do, should’ve served them no matter the misguided beliefs :\”, go fuck yourself maybe :\

You fucking GO GIRL

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domdadonwon:
“thehotgirlproject:
“ porcupineprince:
“ pussylightlytoasted:
“ mad-hatter14:
“ rar3kain:
“ pastel-fluff-witch:
“ casfucker:
“ umblrgumblr:
“ romantically-trans:
“ the cis are getting out of hand
”
fucking furries assigning their...

domdadonwon:

thehotgirlproject:

porcupineprince:

pussylightlytoasted:

mad-hatter14:

rar3kain:

pastel-fluff-witch:

casfucker:

umblrgumblr:

romantically-trans:

the cis are getting out of hand

fucking furries assigning their children fursonas before they’re even born

i just had to add

It hurts

when you’re kid turns out to be non binary 

THE LAST ONE IS MEEEEEE

I demand to see more “gender revealing” cakes

so i did a google search and lemme tell you the cishets are fuckin weird

guns and glitter was a recurring theme

YYYYYYYY THO

why would guns even be apart of a cake describing a human infant anyway…how is a deadly weapon cute

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copperbadge:

pinglederry:

decoy-ocelot:

Oh, oh, this reminds me of the only known bilingual palindrome:

Anger? ‘Tis safe never. Bar it! Use love.

Spell that backward and you get:

Evoles ut ira breve nefas sit; regna!

Which is Latin for:

Rise up, in order that your anger may be but a brief madness; control it!

@copperbadge

Whenever I see stuff like this I wonder how people even come up with it. 

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sonoanthony:

lmao doing the most

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